>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
>wonder
>about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have!
>all
>been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
>How
>about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>Here's a little mathematical formula that might
help you answer
>these
>questions:
>If:
>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>is represented as:
>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
>26.
>Then:
>
>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>and
>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>But,
>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
>And,
>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While hardwork and Knowledge will get you there
2006-09-07 02:27:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F.U.C.K - T.H.E - B.O.S.S. =
6+21+3+12+20+8+5+2+15+19+19 = 130%
2006-09-07 02:55:13 · update #1
You beat me to it. I just received this in an email and was going to post it too.
I liked it as obviously you did. Mine ended a little different...
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t and A-s-s kissing that will put you over the top!
If I may add one more equation:
W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W
23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170%
2006-09-07 02:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Clever and I feel useless you totaly answered your own question. Good for you now answer some of mine:)
2006-09-07 02:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bullshit and asskissing would get you all the way
2006-09-07 02:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by clicker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa, nice teory. Maybe you're right!
2006-09-07 02:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by J.Xu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. lol
2006-09-07 02:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that philosophy.
2006-09-07 02:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥CeCe♥♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-09-07 02:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by I'm insane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
more usless knowledge
2006-09-07 02:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by john l 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
COOL IDEA!!!! YOU SMART CLEVER ONE!!!!
GOOD ONE!!
2006-09-07 02:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-09-07 08:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋