2006-09-07 02:24:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I just stay in my paper bag and don't cross the street....I'm paranoid and fearful that way :(
2006-09-07 03:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cross the street: I bend over a baseball bat, press my forehead to the handle and spin around it 50 times - then I make my way across the street! Tried this 4 times and have yet to make it fully across - I keep getting hit
Paper Bag: I keep blowing air into it, then clap my hands against the bag until it makes that really big BOOM noise - granted I have a headache after but at least I'm out
2006-09-07 09:34:22 · answer #2 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at the bag and see if it would be easier to punch a hole in it, or unfold the top and slide out.
Cross the street - different issue. Where I live, the drivers are supposed to stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk. I always look both ways and wait for the cars to stop. Needless to say, they do not always slow down or stop. I was almost killed a few weeks ago by one of these insane drivers. Got the plate number and called the police. But they could not do anything, my word against his.
2006-09-07 09:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wriggle like Jell-o to get out of a paper bag. I cross the street hopping on one foot, with the other in a bag...preferably with another person. No wait, that's a sack race. Let me think....
2006-09-07 09:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a fear of paper bags so I never go near them
I wait for the chicken to cross the street and follow him
2006-09-07 09:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't fight my way out of a paper bag. So if you stick me in one I lie very still and kind of whimper.
In order to cross the street I get a chicken to chase me.
2006-09-07 09:27:30 · answer #6 · answered by Pablito 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To get out of a paper bag, just light a match.
Aw nuts, now I'm engulfed in flames!
Put out fire, get out of bag.
Wow that was hot!
Glad I'm not going to Hell!
Cross the street...
Look both ways, then go for it and hope no one runs over my slow self.
2006-09-07 09:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get out of a paper bag, I light a match and poof! it's gone.
I usually wait for the green light, then, release the clutch, step on the gas. That's how.
2006-09-07 12:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Common sense relative to the details of the particular bag or street.
2006-09-07 09:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paperbag.. I'd get my nail file out and make a slice in it and climb out.
Cross the street.. walk to the edge of the side walk, look both ways, once there is no traffic in either direction walk quickly to the other side...
2006-09-07 14:56:38 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋