A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.
This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.
The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you'retalking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple, cocks it up and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!!"
2006-09-07 00:06:49 · 14 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha!! gud one!! wat a dishonest lawyer! I like your joke!
I pity the book-keeper though!
I think Honesty is not the best policy when you're deaf and mute!
10 out of 10 for u!
and well as always a 2 4 me!! ha ha ha! well that's worth it!
2006-09-07 00:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Summarize it? I have found so many folks who cannot comfortably sit here and read what others have to say!
Anyway, good joke...I've heard it in another form and it is still funny!
2006-09-07 07:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by rrrevils 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha LOL. this is a nice afternoon laugh. Thanks
Laywers do a very dirty job, changing according to what suits their pockets.
2006-09-07 07:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by Rosita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! LOL. LOL. Blinking Lawyers!
2006-09-07 17:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Heard it before but still very funny.
2006-09-07 07:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy Roy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, good one
2006-09-07 07:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hwehehe nice joke!
2006-09-07 07:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jacky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-07 20:47:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-07 07:10:16 · answer #9 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-09-07 07:12:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋