Don't be sad here read this:
1. As a man was leaving Minnesota for Colorado, he decides to make a stop at a rest area on the side of the road. He goes in the washroom and sees that the first stall is taken so he goes into the second stall. Just as he sits down he hears a voice from the next stall...
"Hi there, how is it going?"
While not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road the man didn't know what to say. He pauses a minute and finally says:
"Not bad..."
Then the voice says:
"So, what are you doing?"
He starts to find this a bit weird, but responds anyway:
"Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."
Then the man hears the person in the first stall say all flustered:
"Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
and this:
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
2006-09-06 23:38:56
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answer #1
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answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3
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IF u want ur answer to b chosen as the best answer,Then firstly read evry question carefully,answer them in your best manner and insert evrything dat you know about it.Dont go for verrrryyy long anwers.Just simply write watever u know.And DONT answer the Maths and the stupid questions.There is no need to answer them.Because many people will head for a particular question and the answers will b the same and you'll waste your time doing so.By following my ways,DEFINITELY...Ur answers are gonna be chosen as the best.Till now I've got 4 B.
****BEST OF LUCK****
2006-09-06 23:45:29
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answer #2
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answered by Firdaus 3
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it depends on the quality of ur answers, it is hard for me though, but luckily i get 4 B. answer for the questions i answered of, those are the things that i know best. Write out the best of what u know, then u will have a chance to get a real Best Answer, if the asker didn't choose urs as the best answer, the voters will. Just give ur best shoot. Don't just give up.
2006-09-06 23:26:41
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answer #3
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answered by Divineforge 2
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i take advantage of stars as a tie breaker in user-friendly terms. If i'm no longer able to be certain between 2 the two good solutions and a million starred me and the different a million did no longer then maximum cases the starred a million gets the nod. (you ought to wreck ties by some skill, right?)
2016-12-18 06:16:34
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answered by ? 4
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Your time will come. I asked that question to myself also but after a few weeks my answer was chosen. It happened for five times already. Think positive. Goodluck
2006-09-06 23:28:20
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answer #5
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answered by ? 7
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When you think of how many resoponses some of these questions are getting, the chances of being selected as the best answer are slim. Try anwering questions that have few answers, and that will improve your chances of getting picked as the best anwer.
2006-09-06 23:26:54
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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took me over a hundred answers only to be chosen 4 times as best, you'll be fine
2006-09-06 23:27:10
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answered by Big Bird 3
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are you giving detailed answers that directly portain to the question?
Are you giving more than one word answers?
I like answering obsecure questions, in great detail. That usually gets me a best answer rating. Stick with it, and answer the best you can. It will happen for you.
2006-09-06 23:25:44
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answer #8
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answered by Little Miss confused 4
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Well maybe you only answer 11 qustions and they weren't nessaraly the best answer for that person. all you can do is keep on trying.
2006-09-06 23:32:19
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answer #9
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answered by sheyjj 2
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Coz others' answers met the expectation of the person who asked.
2006-09-06 23:24:42
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answer #10
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answered by Muffin 4
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