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Yeah its it!!

So is an arrogant "yes I own the road" attitude.

A trendy pair of shades even if youre a balding fifty year old.

A misguided idea that everyone is beneath you and thinks youre cool even if your BMW is fifteen years old and worth about fifty pence.

A private no plate to hide the fact said BMW is a thousand years old.

Sorry BMW drivers but you can be such to**ers at times

2006-09-06 23:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by peewee72 2 · 1 0

Don't think so but you must be prepared to exchange your brain for the car keys, as everybody knows BMW drivers drive like they own the road. And check your indicators to mate cos nobody uses them once they own a BMW. But look on the upside, you can park where you want, the rest of the BMW cronies do. And what does BMW stand for? Oh yes, 'Brain Miles aWay'!!

2006-09-07 04:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by paradisefound1980 3 · 0 0

I don't think it's obligatory but coincidentally, I drive a BMW and have smaller than average penis.
I didn't buy the car in some kind of effort to compensate or mask my lack of prowess in the y-fronts department it just happened that way.

2006-09-07 04:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, BMW stands for Bang My Wife (coz I can't!!)

2006-09-07 04:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think Super 6ix owns a BMW. He has a very small weenie.

2006-09-07 04:49:48 · answer #5 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 1 0

Probably but BMW stands for
BLOODY MINDLESS WANKER as that is how the drivers seem to drive

2006-09-07 04:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

I thought that was for Hummers and trucks that are more than three feet off the ground.

2006-09-07 04:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by rrxdeadman 4 · 0 0

not obligatory, but it helps...otherwise you have to look deep inside for what's missing from your life.

2006-09-07 04:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by All the answers 2 · 0 0

yes it's in the manual of all BMWs- i thought everyone knew that!

2006-09-07 04:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by antagonist 5 · 0 0

Yes, more often than not located in the middle of their foreheads!

2006-09-07 04:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by JARLAB 2 · 1 0

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