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Any tips on giving my man a lap dance for his birthday. I have never gave one before.

2006-09-06 19:51:52 · 11 answers · asked by princess 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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man y do u think guys like lapdances?? we just wanna see u naked.

Just get naked and start dancing. it dont matter what u do as long as ur naked

2006-09-06 19:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by A.B. Dobe 2 · 1 2

this is info from the "bedroom Baroness" on the cosmo website. I hope you like her advice.... or more importantly your boyfriend does... have fun!

There aren't many guys in this world who wouldn't enjoy a lap dance from their girlfriend, so it behooves you to perfect this man-melting, tantalizing technique. And if you lose that Internet job, you'll always have something to fall back on. It's a joke! Anyway, like traditional stripping, the lap dance is all about the tease -- exciting him by letting him look, but not touch.

If you're in the privacy of your own home, you can make up your own rules, but do like the professionals do: Keep your guy fully clothed and make sure you're only wearing a G-string and stilettos. Absolutely forbid him from touching you (although you can touch him) -- it'll give you a sexy, powerful feeling, and seeing your naked body but not being able to put his hands on it will make him crazy with desire.

Set the stage with some sexy music -- slow and sensual usually is best. Have your boyfriend sit in a chair, preferably a sturdy one with arms. Start about three feet in front of him, swaying your hips as you would with a Hula Hoop. Dance toward him and once you're right in front of him, place one foot on the floor between his feet, and the other on the arm of the chair. Grind slowly and seductively to the music, stroke your breasts, and make eye contact. When he starts to lean forward to get a closer view, push him back (if necessary, remind him of the "no touching" rule). If you have long hair, run it up and down his chest and between his legs. Put your hands on the arms of the chair and lean your breasts into him, rubbing them over his face and down his body, but always pulling back to tease him. Turn around, straddle his legs, and wiggle your bottom. If you like, playfully slap your tush a few times for added emphasis. Chances are, you'll be lucky if you get this far before your guy, bursting with lust, breaks the rules and turns your lapdance into the mattress mambo.

2006-09-06 20:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by Cara B 3 · 2 0

ok "Doug". the undertaking with the mendacity is that it starts off and not in any respect stops. you're able to be common with one yet another, and perchance it could initiate with you. tell him you have been to strip golf equipment you comprehend what is going on, and ask him why he'd attempt to deceive you approximately it. Why do men lie approximately this? because of the fact we don't prefer to upset our women human beings and all of us comprehend that they had be upset. that does no longer mean we could desire to consistently lie approximately it even with the undeniable fact that. i'm in a relationship the place we tell the actuality even while it hurts or maybe while that's totally awkward to do. of direction, i do no longer go out to strip golf equipment or something like that contained in the 1st place, so as that makes it much less annoying first of all.

2016-09-30 10:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

put his fav song on,
make sure your wearing some thing sxc under your clothes.
wear a short skirt and just dance away and if you get nevous just keep in mind that at the end of the lap dance your going to have wild SEX!!!!LOL

2006-09-06 19:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Are you doing the dance, or having it done by a stripper? Maybe I'm some out-of-touch fuddy-duddy, but I'd prefer it if my GF did the lap-dance, than some naked stranger.

2006-09-06 19:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff W 4 · 0 1

don't watch the carmen electra' striptease instructional dvd-it sucks-the dance sucks.
Don't spend too much time not touching him.
wear a short skirt with a thong, and just a bra(dance and remove clothing)

2006-09-06 19:58:25 · answer #6 · answered by nick s 1 · 3 0

Stop at a men's club and ask one of the girls to instruct you. For $20 you'll get a quick tutorial.

2006-09-06 19:56:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yep get a friend to do it with you. it will turn you all on

2006-09-06 20:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by scarlet pimpernell 4 · 1 0

turn the lights down low and go for what you no...good luck

2006-09-06 19:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by minnie 3 · 1 0

hook up your web cam and practice on me. I'll help ya figure it out.
8{)~

2006-09-06 19:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by Jon 6 · 1 1

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