Can someone cheer me up?

Question

I am in a crappy mood... :o(

Answer 1

hi what you need is a tub of cream lots of time and a good imagination. well it work's for me!!! ;o) xxx

Answer 2

read this

Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

Answer 3

hmm. See if I were a computer whiz, I think I'd give you the site to clips of funny videos.Saturday Night Live cheers me up, especially the older versions featuring Will Ferrel.
I didn't want to brag about what made me happy today because I didn't want you to feel like you've got it worse. Hey maybe you'd like Dane Cook instead. Hope he doesn't go too fast for you.
Perhaps you need a hug, from the most huggable friend you can think of. Or maybe you're humored by watching stupid stunts by idiotic people.

though I doubt a happy song would effectivel;y treat it. What made you upset?

Answer 4

This was about 2 yrs ago the wife was at work the kids just got home from school and the little boy at that was 7 yrs old, I asked my daughter who was 11 at that time where did Dakota go ? she said I dont know peeked outside he was not there..I began to search the the house and could not find him.. then I relised he was hiding maybe was trying to scare me..I began to look in the bathroom behind the door, in the tub, behind bedroom doors and under beds,behind the couch and chairs..still no Dakota, then I looked underneath the kitchen counter still no Dakota..I thought maybe the food pantry and tried to scare him, I jerked open the Door and and yelled,to my surprise he was not there..I was thinking what the hell I shut the door and took one step and the broom closet which is only about 6 inches wide burst open and he yelled boo...I jumped and screamed like a little girl...he laughed and laughed...and Sarah my daughter said, I knew he was there..I said ok just wait I will get even with you...the pay back is mine...

Answer 5

So this guy in Santa Barbara in the 60s was trying to get out of service in Vietnam. He borrowed his roomates glass eye (his roomate only had one eye). When he went in to take the physical, he stuck the glass eye in his ashole, so when the doc asked him to take off his pants and bend over, he looked at him and there was an eyeball staring back at him. The doc jumped back, yelled at him, and had him thrown out of the recruiters office. The army never bothered him again. True story, been confirmed.

Answer 6

Welcome to the real world so am I. Crappy add with Crappy what do you get out of it ....... the two crappy? Ok, am I helping you a bit. C'mon you can at least smile.

Answer 7

I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was wit the kinda girl dat make yo toes curl

I was getting some head (DTP hustle)
getting getting some head (DTP hustle)
I was getting some head (DTP hustle)
getting getting some head (DTP hustle)
I was getting some head (DTP hustle)
getting getting some head (DTP hustle)
I was wit the kinda girl dat make yo toes curl

You know u ***** want a ***** like me
Diamond wit the white beader rockin nikes
****** in the hood wanna call her wifey
If u got a pretty dolla then i probly might be
U ****** popin collars y yo bitches pop ps
Im gon do this for my riders that get down and pop e
Think u can pop me man u need to stop please
See me flyin throu yo hood in a drop top v
Im in the pop top three
And ma pops got gs
Say the watch got chilly
And the rocks got freeze
And u broads ack silly
Tryna jack my steam
U slipin and im pimpin and yo boy chose me
And now he hollin hey lil mama can u give me a sip
Tryna lick somethin somethin bout as big a yo leg
Dis ***** yawn while he talkin so i knew he was red
And bout six in the mornin he forgot wat he said and i was

[Chorus]
I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was wit the kinda girl dat make yo toes curl

U know i keep like 4 5 woofers in the trunk
And i turn it to the max so u can feel it when it bump
When u go to DTP we give the people what they want
And when i come to hustle man u know we aint no punk
And you catch me in the town we blowin dro and getting drunk
And when we hit the party man u know we keep it crunk
Yo ***** actin tuff he on the flo and getting stomped
Dont act like u aint know now tell yo hoe to pass the blunt
You bitches wanna be me cause u know that im the ****
You se me on the tv cause i roll wit ludacris
Dont hate shawnna baby just be mad at who u wit (who u wit)
I keep a couple handles so u know im to legit (to legit)
Just so u understand it so u know im bout that bread (im bout that bread)
And dont you try to play me for no joke about my cash (about my cash)
Before i get the tip i get the heat up out the stash (up out the stash)
I hit em on the lo and shawty this is wat he said (wat he said)

[Chorus]
I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was getting some head
getting getting some head
I was wit the kinda girl dat make yo toes curl

Answer 8

Hey cheer-up do things u like

Answer 9

We are all here for you.

We are same as you.

You are depressed.

I am depressed.

So, do the others.

That's why we are here to find comfort.

That's why we are here for each other.

Open ur eyes. Look around.

We are all trying to be strong

..defending yourselves from loneliness.

We are all sitting in front this monitor...

trying to find inspiration and motivation for our lives.

When you depressed,

look at the moon.

At least,

you, me, and others are all looking at the same moon.

We are here for you.

Answer 10

smiling can cheer you up force a smile or watch some crazy videos at stupidvideos.com or watch Brad Paisley's music video on launch.yahoo.com

Answer 11

I'm making faces to cheer you up. I'm pulling my eyebrows over my ears and my bottom lip over my left nostril. I am crossing my eyes and rolling them counter-clockwise, making them bloodshot, just to get you to smile. See? That wasn't so hard was it.....?