Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs.Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
"When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the b*tch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
think she will?
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2006-09-06 19:06:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Absolutely. The husband may think he is in Hell when the secretary starts demanding those things.
2006-09-14 18:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty damn funny, I dont think you will go to hell for laughing at a joke.
2006-09-07 02:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by nick s 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-09-07 02:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, and I am not going to hell.
Good one.
2006-09-07 02:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i better pack my bags now then ,i am never going to stop laughing, lol
2006-09-07 02:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by fergie 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahhh… that’s a funny one
2006-09-07 02:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by evangelionDude 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop coughing....laughing too hard!
2006-09-07 02:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by Gothic Martha™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha, i did laugh at that one.
2006-09-07 02:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why at all????? Jokes are made to laugh only..
2006-09-07 02:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by eagertoknow 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny
2006-09-07 02:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by leo_7_28 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋