How do you get a blonde woman on a roof?
2006-09-06 18:44:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
2006-09-06 19:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by DocoMyster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
2006-09-06 21:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by Bobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for easter weekend and tell her father christmas is stuck in the chimney ?
2006-09-07 09:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep telling you that riddles give me a headache, and make me throw-up..
2006-09-06 19:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lead the way!
2006-09-07 13:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the get high one :D
2006-09-06 19:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Zeina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her the drinks r on the house
2006-09-06 19:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by melaneeez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY, WHERE'D MY ANSWER GO???
i coulda sworn i'd given the right answer, but now i can't remember it...
2006-09-06 20:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hm
2006-09-06 20:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her tsunami is coming
2006-09-06 19:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋