A Japanese, Chinese and Korean are captured by cannibals to be eaten. But before they eat, they have decided to have fun with them. So the cannibal says "All three of you must bring 10 fruits which must be the same fruit and of identicle size". So the 3 men hurry off. Firstly, the Japanese man comes with 10 apples of the same size. The cannibal goes "Now i will shove them up ur ***!" and the Japanese goes "what?". And the cannibal goes, "we will shove it up ur *** and if u make a single sound we will eat u, but if u dont u r free to go." The cannibal starts shoving apples up the man's ***. On the 7th apple he screams and is eaten. The Korean man comes with 10 cherries. The cannibal does his little talk again and starts shoving cherries up the man's ***. On the 9th cherry, the Korean man laughs and is eaten. In heaven the Japanese man asks "y did u laugh, u only had 1 more cherry!" and the Korean man answers "I saw the Chinese man coming with pineapples!!"
lol
another one coming soon..
2006-09-06 18:42:47 · 9 answers · asked by nzdota 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry, i have many version of this one.
^_^
2006-09-06 19:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the second time that you have posted this same joke.
2006-09-07 02:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!! Loved it
2006-09-07 01:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by newfangled_04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny, i LOve it
2006-09-07 03:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by tati 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha! dang hilarious..! 10'ers->
LMAO-> cheers^^
2006-09-07 01:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol--- very funny :)~
2006-09-07 01:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by erotikos_stratiotis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-09-07 20:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
asians...........lol
2006-09-07 01:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by flowergrl0818 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
:)))))))
2006-09-07 01:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by SMITA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋