Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over
100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might
prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
So If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
2006-09-06 18:34:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far .........
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
2006-09-06 18:35:18 · update #1
i like ur point of view might get me fiered but i like it (alot)
2006-09-06 18:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Cierra P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you have not given more than 100% for the joke . I enjoyed the joke 100% no more no less
2006-09-08 10:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by Mein Hoon Na 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More permutations & combinations will increase beyond 118%.
2006-09-07 01:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by sach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just posted this joke a couple of days ago.
2006-09-07 02:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats cool
2006-09-07 03:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get a thumbs up once again for the adorable avatar...i don't know if this is your baby but if it is you are one lucky parent....
2006-09-07 01:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you hit the bulls eye...but im contented w/ attitude=100%
*** kissing will get **** on your lips...hehehehe
2006-09-07 01:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Urban Hermit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where do you get this cute baby avatar ? Is it real ?
2006-09-07 01:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by Bright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-07 05:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by KarY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so cool
2006-09-07 01:37:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋