If you are bored, talk. Say something funny that will make me laugh..please I need something to do..
2006-09-06 17:58:20 · 13 answers · asked by Via Jessica 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm bored and in the same situation so I agree... someone say something funny!
2006-09-06 17:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Japanese, Chinese and Korean are captured by cannibals to be eaten. But before they eat, they have decided to have fun with them. So the cannibal says "All three of you must bring 10 fruits which must be the same fruit and of identicle size". So the 3 men hurry off. Firstly, the Japanese man comes with 10 apples of the same size. The cannibal goes "Now i will shove them up ur ***!" and the Japanese goes "what?". And the cannibal goes, "we will shove it up ur *** and if u make a single sound we will eat u, but if u dont u r free to go." The cannibal starts shoving apples up the man's ***. On the 7th apple he screams and is eaten. The Korean man comes with 10 cherries. The cannibal does his little talk again and starts shoving cherries up the man's ***. On the 9th cherry, the Korean man laughs and is eaten. In heaven the Japanese man asks "y did u laugh, u only had 1 more cherry!" and the Korean man answers "I saw the Chinese man coming with pineapples!!"
The 3 men are captured in the morning by the cannibals. The 3 men are are going to be eaten, but first, the cannibal says he wants to tenderise their meats. The cannibal says "u will get 100 beatings with a bamboo stick on ur *** and if u laugh or scream you will be stored for the chief's feast tonight, but ur allowed 1 wish before u r beaten" The japanese man goes first and he asks for 10 pillows. On the 67th beating, he screams and is stored away in the cage. The chinese man goes next and thinks hes smarter and asks for 20 pillows. On the 92nd beating he screams and is stored away. The korean man goes next and asks for...
the chinese man
2006-09-06 19:09:20 · answer #2 · answered by nzdota 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we r of the same kind i have also asked this question yesterday in yahoo answers only.if u want more answer then i can give u-
1.read a book.
2.go to the park or watch a movie.
3.it's best to pic up new hobby if u don't have any one or.
4.look in the mirror and laugh.
2006-09-06 19:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by aanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I am bored I might need you to make me laugh too.
2006-09-06 18:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hear something running in the kitchen, better go get ur fridge.
yeah, i am bored too, i asked this same question 3 days ago.
2006-09-06 18:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I have already posted my funny jokes.
You will have to look for my picture to read them.
That will give you something to do.
2006-09-06 19:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bored trying to get b/f drunk....that is funny enough for me...wish you were here....
2006-09-06 18:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by à®håñtøm?Még? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, there were two ladies in the produce section who then started this conversation
lady 1: you know, whenevere i see a big potato, i'm reminded of my husband's balls.
lady 2: wow, really?!!! it's that big?!!!!
lady 1: no, it's that dirty!
2006-09-06 23:46:38 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not my computer. i sold it to the white house. if u just stay still for 5 seconds after reading this then duck quickly...u will be fine.
2006-09-06 18:03:25 · answer #9 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what laws of physics are holding your atoms together tonight? Hubba hubba
I know it's cheesy...but I at least made you smile. : )
Hope this helps
2006-09-06 18:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋