I am barely sitting down when I hear a voice from the other
stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation or fraternize in
men's rooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me,
so I answer, somewhat embarrassedly: "Not bad!"
And the other guy says: "So what's up with you?"
What a question? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say: "I'm like you, just traveling east!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously... "LISTEN!!! I'll have to
call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my questions, bye!"
he he.....like it?
2006-09-06 17:36:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haw haw heeheeheehehhehehehehe a riot......hehe...got some for you from my Yahoo 360* page
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for
a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him
a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try
to understand her at all.5. Married men live longer than single men, but, married men are a lot
more willing to die.6. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women some-
how deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument
2006-09-06 17:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's really good. I'll trade with you;
Standing just inside a very upscale lounge stood a man, obviously in his 70s, but well preserved, and very well dressed. Shortly he strolled on deeper into the place and noticed a woman sitting at the bar, roughly his own age. He sauntered over and sat down next to her, and in a moment turned to her and said, "Hello, I noticed you sitting her and just had to ask, do I come here often?
2006-09-06 17:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funnier when the guy in the other stall is trying to persuade his g/f for a romantic evening out before they make love.
2006-09-06 17:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cell Phone Humor... Good one..
2006-09-06 17:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by damsel36 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good one
2006-09-06 17:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's too funny!! I do like it!! But no I've never done that!!
2006-09-06 17:53:47 · answer #6 · answered by dumplin57 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to try it sometime thx!
2006-09-06 17:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-06 18:06:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never done that. How embarassing!
2006-09-06 17:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its CUTE! thx for the laugh i reli needed it!
2006-09-06 17:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋