I first saw him on one of those "Hunks of Al Qaeda" calendars. I'd like to meet this guy in his cave and shack up with him for awhile. That beard, those robes, that turbin and those guns! Hot Muslim daddy! I want to have his little Arab babies!
2006-09-06 17:16:01 · 19 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am flattered, Donna! I would love to see you in my cave very soon. E-mail me and I will buy you plane tickets and bribes for guards. You will be well-protected and escorted the full way, I assure you! Of course, I hope you are prepared to wear a Burqa and Hijab when we are not as you say "shacking up", but you may rest assured that I have a very, very large "tool", as I believe the American slang goes, yes? I think that will make up for it.
Will you be my infidel ho?
2006-09-06 17:26:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm no longer celebrating, yet i wanted it to end. If say for a second, that US basically captured him, and in no way killed him. There might want to be retaliation. There nevertheless may be retaliation. conflict isn't fantastically, yet international places were at conflict for freedom, mistreatment and rights continually! it truly is beautiful to imagine a international with out conflict, yet no one residing in the present day, has ever time-honored it. it would want to honestly be that way lengthy after we are lengthy gone too. those are the sorrowful yet authentic data. A President can no longer imagine about his own values or beliefs in a conflict. He might want to surely do what he feels is ideal for the persons. We elected him to make all those options for us, (Lord is acquainted with i'd not want that kind of duty.) even as I received't celebrate the very undeniable reality that a human is now lifeless, i might want to probably celebrate the very undeniable reality that this human being isn't the source of more desirable demise. God may want us to expose the different cheek, yet He also would not want us destroyed with the help of others both. God will choose ALL of our souls on judgement day. the U. S. surely stopped his body from shifting, because of his moves hostile to us. basically because it will be contained in the perfect conflict, Armegeddon, the conflict of sturdy and evil, eternal existence or damnation. Kill or BE killed, ruin or BE destroyed. enable's all wish we are on the right part.
2016-11-25 01:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by porowski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's also devoutly religious. I imagine Jesus had a similar physical appearance, both being from Semitic bloodlines. What fantasies you could have!
2006-09-06 17:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting.
2006-09-06 17:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was good. Tell me another joke. Nobody can think Osama is sexy. He looks like he is on deaths door.
2006-09-06 17:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I need the don(key) to answer these questions - ahh - such a stupid assss
2006-09-06 17:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by R G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh! I wet myself!
2006-09-06 19:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should chug a bottle of clorox and save humanity from your stupidity.
2006-09-06 17:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG when is this going to stop.
2006-09-07 17:00:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You go for it then save the tears for your children who will break your heart one day..................grow up!
2006-09-06 17:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by deed 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋