No offense...a naughty joke..lol good evening everyone..:)?

Question

Whenever John wanted to have sex he would say
to Mary "Lets do some laundry, honey".

Well one day Mary felt horny so she said to
John "Honey, how about doing some laundry?"

John replied "No thanks honey, I only had a
small load so I did it by hand."

Answer 1

Heh-heh-heh.

Reminds me of being marrieds, once upon a time.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

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Answer 4

I would suggest to Mary that she go down to the laundry mat, and see if John doesn't reconsider!! I bet if she told him "well honey since you did yours, I am going to the laundry mat to take care of mine", he might reconsider. Aww hell, who am I kidding we all know that the joke is that the hubby turned down sex. There is no way that would happen in real life. :)

Answer 5

Beats going through the whole spin cycle?

Answer 6

A sheriffs deputy told me that one a few years ago.
Very funny

Answer 7

LOL way to be :D i liked it i read it to my bf over the phone

Answer 8

funny. i like the part about the small load... lmao

Answer 9

Ha ha! Funny!

Answer 10

read it before ^_^

i find it funny and cute