Last night my gf was playing around and used babyoil to slide her key ring over my soft penis. We still cant get it back off. It wont slide back over the head. we really need ideas with this because her keys are still hooked to to the key ring. I walked around all day with her keys inside my underwear. ANY IDEAS?
2006-09-06 17:12:52 · 16 answers · asked by rob 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You will need 2 really ugly fat people to help you on this. Doesn't matter man or woman. (really ugly fat is the key)
The first man/woman grab you lil brother, hold it tight.
The second man/woman poke something really cold on your butt, while at it the first man/woman quickly pull it off.
The cold shock will take your mind off the pain.
2006-09-06 17:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Ah Boi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about being stupid, stupid. That is to damn funny. OK, enough laughing. You have a serious problem. Don't get erect or you could cause serious damage (not to mention the pain) to your penis. Try jumping in a bath and get the water as cold as you can. Dump in ice cubes if you can take it. You want to get your penis as small as possible. Next, take Vaseline, (it doesn't mix with water) lube up your member (but not to much to get erect) and it should slide off. Try pushing your member through the ring hole instead of trying to slide the ring off. If this doesn't work, you need to go to the ER before your morning hard-on.
2006-09-07 00:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by microwaved-brain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I would go to the ER. You do not want to damage your penis. If you become aroused it could cut your circulation off. That was a rather bizzare thing to do. They sell rubber rings especially made for the penis.
2006-09-07 00:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Constance Olivia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u tried baby oil try butter,Vaseline soap with moisturizer and it doesn't come off you are out of luck go to the ER and don't do crazy things like that good luck lol
2006-09-07 00:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL iam so so sorry.. then only thing i can think of is find some bolt cutter and cut it off or try to use the baby-oil again.. good luck man but thanks for the story..
2006-09-07 00:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by celticdragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to an emergency room where this can be done safely. Hey they have seen everything so don't get embarrassed.
2006-09-07 00:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by Elwood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let it get soft again then use the baby iol and pull it off fast before it gets hard again
2006-09-07 00:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but that's hilarious! Try something thicker like Vaseline. And don't do something like that again!
2006-09-07 00:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by queenblafalot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try doing whatever you can do to get it as small as it can get cold water ect ... then try the baby oil again . GOOD LUCK
2006-09-07 00:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by brandi.smiles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA Tooooooooooooo bad for you. That wasn't very smart thing too do ya know.
2006-09-07 00:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋