2 weeks ago i borrowed my gf's car and while i was out i secretly made a copy of her house key. i know thats bad but it gets worse. Last weekend i brought another girl over to her house and had sex in my gf's bed while she was at work. When my gf went to bed that night she found pubic hair on her pillow and freaked out. She thinks someone broke into her house. My gf is shaved so she knows its not her own pubes. I had put the pillow under the other girl to get a better angle of entry. I am thinking of telling my gf that i went to her house to see her but she was not there. The door was unlocked so i went inside and i missed her so much that i humped her pillow pretending it was her. But then she might freak out for thinking she left her door unlocked. What if anything do you guys think i should tell her?
2006-09-06 17:05:24 · 19 answers · asked by rob 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lmao..none of it. well, except for the pillow humping part...lmao
2006-09-06 17:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
please tell her that you do not want to be with her anymore , you couldn't care about her that much if you would break into her house just to sleep with another women. Hopefully you start doing the right thing but just in case you are not that bad of a guy don't tell her something that would crush her, and don't give her that lame story about the pillow because if I were her I would never think it was true and then all fingers would start pointing at you anyway
2006-09-06 17:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Cin T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what l think and l bet alot of others will think the same. You are just a moron with a vivid imagination who wishes you could have more than 1 girl at a time. I'm finding it hard to believe that anyone would be stupid enough to go out with such a jerkoff who makes up crap like this. Get a life MORON.
2006-09-06 17:13:07 · answer #3 · answered by kazzadanni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG i guess you just have to be honest but telling her that you humped her pillow sounds so stupid but i think shemight turn around and laugh at you then she might give you some but the real question is do you love her?
2006-09-06 17:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Sad 'n' Sorry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You kill me dude. This is too good to waste by just outright telling her. Wait until you in the middle of a fight (not just any fight, but a ball scraper) and then lay it on her when you want her to stop talking. Boom, fight is over girls jams out of the room from shame, and you have just made a clean break.
Great story.
2006-09-06 17:17:51 · answer #5 · answered by n2bateyou2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the truth...that you're a lying cheating dog...if that story is even true. If you decide not to tell her, wise up man. Sooner or later she'll catch you and see you for the pathetic excuse you are.
2006-09-06 17:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by Christine B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't tell her if you don't want something new on your police record(even though you are probably making this up to look like some type of pimp)because that is really psychotic.i think you should break up with her and tell a counselor what you did. you probably need some mental medicine dude.
2006-09-06 17:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me???! How could you do that and then let her worry that someone broke into her house? And then you want to make up some sick lie and make it look like you actually care about her? wow
2006-09-06 17:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by laker_girl85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU NEED TO TELL HER EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE
DONE. THEN SHE CAN KICK YOU TO THE CURB, BECAUSE
YOU ARE NO GOOD. AS FOR MISSING HER, THAT FUNNY
SINCE YOU WERE IN HER HOUSE WITH A ANOTHER WOMEN.. YOU HAVE A LOT OF DAM NERVE. BUT SHE
DESERVE THE TRUTH.
2006-09-06 17:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by luckystar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You dam fool dont tell on yourself . That peice of hair could have come from anywhere. Dont cop out
2006-09-06 17:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by Luckys Charm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋