This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.
2006-09-06 16:21:30 · 8 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a good one. Does it always pay to tell the truth? Looks like this guy got away with it. Very funny, I had a rabbit, I'd have died if this happened to me.
2006-09-06 16:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by busymama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
X 4
2006-09-06 23:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats actually quite funny!
2006-09-06 23:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Thunderstruck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that's the most hilarious story i have ever head.Did you make that up yourself ,because it has the cutest little twist to it.
2006-09-06 23:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by coco_light 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
Really a good one.
Thanks for posting it.
2006-09-07 00:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2006-09-06 23:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by spacecase 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-07 21:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool I like that thanks for sharing
2006-09-07 00:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋