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They smell like Bacon and Eggs!

2006-09-06 16:19:27 · 14 answers · asked by iluv2cutfarts 1 in Health Other - Health

I mean it smells like I sold my butthole to the devil!

2006-09-06 16:27:07 · update #1

14 answers

Hey! Did you ever get that Nitrogen cycle to speed up with your mighty butt blasts?

2006-09-06 19:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by sly2kusa 4 · 0 0

Probably one of those people that pull the cover over your head and "savor the flavor"... Biting bubbles in the bath tub is another bad sign... My advice is to fill your shorts with activated charcoal material to soak up the aroma, and go on about your business.....

2006-09-06 23:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by mobileminiatures 5 · 1 0

Most likely because of your diet. If you are eating protein-rich foods (i.e. bacon and eggs!) most flatulence will smell "worse" than the flatuence of a diet low in protein.

2006-09-06 23:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by matthewbullion 2 · 0 0

Stop eating bacon and eggs!!!

2006-09-06 23:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely 2 · 0 0

Wash your hole every couple of hours with Ajax and steel wool. that should get rid of the stench

2006-09-06 23:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by Jonny Utah 2 · 1 0

you should go to work at Denny's as the mascot. sounds like it could be big bucks for you.

2006-09-06 23:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by The Beast 6 · 1 0

it's your diet and by the way bacon and eggs of cooked properly don't stinnk............ check your anus maybe something crawled up there and died............. good luck

2006-09-06 23:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by casz1968 3 · 0 0

...because you are constipated, causing the feces in your body to decay even more than usual and release even more potent chemicals.

2006-09-06 23:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by jro2020 1 · 0 0

Its prolly the food you eat. stop eating and it should get better:D

2006-09-06 23:20:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They come out of your /-\sshole what do you expect

2006-09-06 23:22:00 · answer #10 · answered by xpoisonousxinjectionx 2 · 1 0

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