for a physical. He checks me out & says- "You're stupid!"
I said "Hey! I'd like a 2nd opinion!"
He goes "Ok, you're ugly too!"
2006-09-06 16:09:22 · 8 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why thank you for that...i laughed
2006-09-06 21:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by joy ride 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A soldier sprained his ankle marching, so he got permission from his drill sergeant to go to the base hospital. The doctor listened to his symptoms, x-rayed the ankle, looked at the pictures, then handed the man the largest tablet he'd ever seen.
Just then an emergency case came in so the doctor excused himself for a short while. So the soldier hobbled over to the water cooler and managed to choke down the tablet. Some time later, the doctor returned with a bucket.
"Okay, put that soap in here and we'll soak your foot."
2006-09-06 17:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old slap stick joke.
2006-09-06 17:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice dr
2006-09-06 16:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
was he right and if he was were u too stupid to get it?
2006-09-06 16:49:25 · answer #5 · answered by gem_di_summer_rose 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old but funny.
2006-09-06 16:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should get a new docter.....
or a makeover......
which ever comes first....
2006-09-06 16:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by phoenix 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
was he right?
2006-09-06 16:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by BrooklynQT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋