A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having a terrible time keeping time with the rest of the band.
Finally, the bandleader said, "Look, either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. It's up to you, sync or swim."
2006-09-06 15:38:15 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know me.I love a good pun.
That was "punny"
2006-09-06 15:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time the all the animals in the forest decided once and for all to find out who is the fastest. To make it fair they decide they will race in cars. The deer got a blue one, the raccoon got a purple one and so on. To everyones astonishment the slow and lonely snail enters the race and he picks the red car and to be different he paints a big yellow S on the top. The day of the race they all line up at the starting line and the starting gun is fired. Can you guess what all the animals said when the snail crossed the finish line first!
Did you see that S car go!
2006-09-07 21:22:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Few people realize that Bill Clinton and George Bush, while politically opposed are good friends and often would meet for breakfast, alternately treating one another at new restaurants when they got together on a weekly basis.
On one such occasion, they met at a restaurant and were seated inside. When the cute young waitress came to take their orders, George Bush ordered ham and biscuits with Texas style gravy, while Bill Clinton perused the menu.
Finally, Clinton looked up at the waitress, winked and said, "I'd like a quickie!" The waitress, shocked and embarrassed, ran into the back and came out a moment later, with the owner, her father.
He started berating Clinton. "You think that just because you used to be the President and you're here with the President, you can be rude to my daughter? I demand an apology!"
Clinton very humbly apologized, and then ordered bacon and eggs. After their meal, the two men left the restaurant and walked toward their waiting limousines.
"My treat next time, Bill," George Bush said. "Oh, and by the way-- that's pronounced 'quiche'."
Reputation matters!
2006-09-06 23:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
heehee
I like Opus!!
2006-09-06 23:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great pun!
2006-09-06 23:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by busymama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not like good puns.
2006-09-06 22:45:24 · answer #6 · answered by bprim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i like puns
its amazing how people can compose of one
^_^
2006-09-06 23:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I LOVE IT! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs you give me.
2006-09-06 22:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny joke
2006-09-07 18:18:06 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. loved it
2006-09-06 22:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by carol m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋