I wish she would not wake up so early .... sometimes I almost want to stop stalking her becasuse of it...
It is an issue between us, but I love her ... what can I do!
2006-09-06 15:20:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I think you should report her to your local law enforcement agency
2006-09-10 12:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way I see it, you either sleep in the bushes outside her house so that you can be ready for her early the next morning, OR spike her drinking water with sleeping pills to get her on your schedule.
Next time you break into her house to go through her things, just take some valium with you, and add it to her coffee jar. Easy.
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2006-09-06 22:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by azza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could stop stalking her.Teach her a lesson! If she keeps getting up so early, maybe you could go to bed earlier....Nope! Then you couldn't watch her sleep. You could try to talk to her and ask her to sleep long so you could stalk her.
2006-09-06 22:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by whataboutme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her out. There is no reason to stalk her, it just doesn't make any sence. She might be doing it to make you stop stalking her, too.
2006-09-06 22:26:21 · answer #4 · answered by steve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn yourself in at the nearest police precinct. That way, you can recite the mantra over and over to yourself that you can't go stalking because you are currently detained.
2006-09-06 22:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stalking her? Are you nuts? Stalking is wrong and illegal. I hope she puts the cops on your butt and you go to jail. Leave her alone you are being a creep. Stalking is WRONG.
2006-09-06 22:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a life before she gets are restraining order and you find yourself spending time in a metal cell with hairy pungent men and keeping your back to the wall at all times.
2006-09-06 22:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by Dane 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you want to be a really good stalker you have to be there before she wakes up! come on man don't give up just take extra short naps during the day. a good stalker never complains!!
2006-09-06 22:35:01 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should not be stalking her any way. you can not just find you another woman? there's a lot of fish in the sea.
2006-09-06 22:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by sicwidit 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just stop stalking her.
2006-09-06 22:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by gummy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋