2006-09-06 15:13:41 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Thumbscrews.
2006-09-06 19:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, definitely a set of cordless tools. A drill, belt-sander, table saw, soldering iron, and hot-glue gun. Some dandy kitchen appliances like a cordless carving knife, reciprocating fillet knife, blades and cleavers a must, and to set the mood, the worst tortures known to mankind-- the Compleat Kathie Lee Gifford Christmas Songbook on DVD and Paris Hilton's latest CD.
It's sort of nice to have Magik, too, so that your victims' cars will never start at the worst possible time, no one ever has a cell-phone to call 911 when you've been stalking them for a fortnight, the young couples always decide to have sex in the woods or the girl wants to take a shower in the murder house after they've already found the first nine corpses, and the last girl alive always falls down and twists her ankle. It's hard to beat Magik for a gift.
It's kind of nice to have gift certificates from McDonalds, too.
2006-09-07 01:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gift Certificates for inpatient treatment at Dr. Kavorkians office
2006-09-06 22:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by The Pig! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, let's see.
Probably already has a great set of tools, kitchen knives, chainsaws, nylons, sewing stuff, cameras, and a bitchin getaway car.
I'm sure that the house is loaded with lovely knick-nacks, mementos of past encounters with clients. So, no help there.
The psychopath who has it all........hmmmm.
A puppy?
2006-09-07 08:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gift certificate for pre-need planning at their favorite funeral home. Either they're going to do something to someone who will be in dire need of these services, or someone will do them in because of some repulsive behavior or atrocity they committed. Regardless, it's something we all should have, but would never think to give ourselves.
2006-09-06 16:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by goldie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chlorpromazine
2006-09-06 15:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This psychopath would like a night with his lady.
2006-09-07 05:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In pondering this question I asked myself "What would Hannibal Lector want" and then it become clear,, complete freedom to practise his art, with total acknowledgement of his differences and a sympathetic press to back me up.
2006-09-06 18:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by sorneez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending on if they want to remain psychotic or not the therapist is a good choice. If they want to stay insane, how about small bits of collected raw meat....
(can't believe I said that....YUCK!)
2006-09-06 15:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by Lil' Dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A box of rocks. To throw stones.
2006-09-06 16:10:57 · answer #10 · answered by nazidyke420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋