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A family was on its way to the hospital, where the 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy.

She had never been in a hospital before, and was pretty nervous.

During the ride, the teenager and her parents talked about how the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," the girl asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"

Without hesitation, he said, "They're going to give you a phone."

2006-09-06 15:06:42 · 17 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

That should work!!!
Funny joke.

2006-09-06 15:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

Nice one.☺☺☺

2006-09-06 22:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0 0

LOL! That's what all girls around the world love doing:Talking!!!

2006-09-06 22:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So true...we've all been there. At least it would be cheap anesthesia. Hahaha have a good night....

2006-09-06 22:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0 1

LOL hahaha

nice one ^_^

keep it up

2006-09-06 22:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0 0

hahaha

2006-09-06 22:37:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very nice

2006-09-06 22:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0 0

lmao

2006-09-06 22:47:51 · answer #8 · answered by steffie2u 2 · 0 0

ha good one

2006-09-06 22:10:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hee hee

2006-09-09 00:37:53 · answer #10 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0 0

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