Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at
the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." the manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, I think my girl was dead.
"Dead?" says his friend, "why would you say that?"
The first guy says, "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A witch?" asks the first guy. "Now why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."
2006-09-06 14:39:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ^_^
you really put an effort trying to make people laugh
keep it up
2006-09-06 16:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, made me laugh! I'm logging off now on that happy note...g'night.
2006-09-06 21:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MORE MORE!!
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2006-09-06 21:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by cryp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this one ill give u a ten
2006-09-09 23:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool and a funny! ^^ if you have more email me at jieun9394@yahoo.com!
2006-09-06 22:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by jjj9394 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny
2006-09-06 22:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me fart and fly though the window
2006-09-06 22:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i like that one as well!
2006-09-10 09:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao.. that was just too funny
2006-09-06 22:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... thats super funny =]
2006-09-06 21:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋