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2006-09-06 14:22:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Been watching Bill Bailey?

2006-09-06 14:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No, not yet.

Although, if we continue to pour boiling water down ant's nests and putting salt on slugs, then we will be.

Then again we should be able to live side by side like the stripes on a zebra's spine, or like the badger or the tapir (half zebra half pig - imagine the stigma)

Remember that we need trees not fac-trees. and that if we continue to use pesticides, then the spiders will betray us and side with the insects.

2006-09-07 07:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by I'm The Fire 1 · 0 0

no, we are slaves in a cat nation. Cats are going to take over the world when the entire human race is trapped in a ten foot thick layer of.......chewing gum. You may think that cats are just purring but they are really sending subliminal messages to us to chew more gum. Look at the streets, gum is stuck fast, soon we'll be trapped, fossilised in a chewing gum-like rock layer then the cats will take over. ''GUM ANYONE???''

2006-09-06 21:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Vulcan 2 · 0 0

Yup!

Just look at the roaches that we keep voting into office.

2006-09-07 01:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by Woody 3 · 0 0

That is too bleak of a statement for me to accept, however true.

2006-09-07 03:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

yup

2006-09-07 03:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

Um-Hum. LOL.

2006-09-06 21:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

you sthilly goose!

2006-09-06 21:43:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not even that.

2006-09-06 21:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by Part Time Cynic 7 · 0 0

sure, why not?

2006-09-06 21:44:57 · answer #10 · answered by mehboobahmad 2 · 0 0

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