joke pick up lines
2006-09-06 14:18:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
your eyes are very pretty
2006-09-06 14:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There must be a mirror in your pocket cause I see myself in your pants. You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day. My favorite dumb pick up lines.
2006-09-06 14:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish i was a derivative so i could be tangent to all of your curves.
or...
Youre a hot TI-89 calculator and I want to plug my natural log into you.
2006-09-09 09:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by spacecowboytim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to tell you dating pickup lines. Here one I can't think of one. LoL
2006-09-06 14:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by t(-_-)y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was about to go masturbate and I need a name and a number to go with your face
2006-09-06 14:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ckarri` 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try this one:
"hey, can you help me?the word of the day today is legs. would you come home with me and help me spread the word?
2006-09-06 14:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by bluechaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im really tired cuz ive been runningn through your mind all day
2006-09-06 14:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by Kezia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what you would look great in? ME or You know what would look good on you? ME
2006-09-06 14:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by funlady6632@yahoo.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh my head hurts can u give me a hand?!?!?!......or just lick ur finger dap her shirt and urs and say "hey why don't we get outta these wet clothes!!!!
2006-09-06 14:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the gurl in a bar n ask, " are u pissed ? ". the gurl wud say, " no".
so u go, " ok then, i will come after some time". ;)
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2006-09-06 15:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by gulludada 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋