How do I undo this terrible curse that he placed on my head???
Michael JENKINS
Level 2
the Lord rebukes you. He bruised your head under his foot and took back the authority from you. The Lord rebukes you O fallen one of the morning Star. Judgment is upon you O dragon of hate. Michael is near you and shall cast you into the pit by the authority and mighty strength of the Lord. It is Done In Jesus' name Amen
2006-09-06 14:10:58 · 43 answers · asked by Spookshow Baby 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Unfortunately, the concept of sarcasm has fallen short on some of you people.
I just thought it was pretty goddamn hilarious!
2006-09-06 14:19:29 · update #1
Unfortunately, the concept of sarcasm has fallen short on *some* of you people.
I just thought it was pretty goddamn hilarious!
2006-09-06 14:19:39 · update #2
guhralfromhell! My protector!!!
2006-09-06 14:51:12 · update #3
LOL!!!!
I get lots of hate mail, but never stuff so poetic.
I think he likes you!
2006-09-06 14:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
well to undo the supreme good of the lord god you must turn to the supreme evil.
first you need the noose off of a hanged murderer's neck,
then you need 34 drops of blood form the endangered komondo dragon.
then you need 3 nails from the coffin of a person that was burned as a witch.
then you need a virgin lamb....
and after you gather all of that you will have forgotten why you went through all of this crap to gather these things. to un- do a curse that was supposedly placed by a person. that by their very own religious beliefs has niether right nor ability to curse you.
so sit down and have a beer and forget about it.
2006-09-06 14:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, if this guy is a Christian, he needs to spend a whole bunch more time studying the Bible. He is calling you Satan, which you are not. He is also comparing himself to Michael the Archangel, which he is not. And last time I checked, "in Jesus' name" was not a divine control phrase to force God into action.
God has always been and will always be large and in charge. Your relationship with Him is between you and Him. Period. You make the choices, not Michael Jenkins. Just make sure you choose wisely, because God's justice is eternal..
2006-09-06 14:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by claypigeon 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow you got a Christian to curse you. You definitely raised the bar for me.
I asked the question, " When Jesus was on the cross did he eat a Snickers bar because he was not going anywhere for a while. I recieved no curses. I'm jealous.
2006-09-06 21:43:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's the thing - the power of the curse isn't in the person, it's in the power the person is calling upon. And God isn't going to curse you cause some whackjob said so.
2006-09-06 14:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
eeks. i can't fight dragons and rebukes (the last time i was put in the corner, i cried for weeks), but i CAN give you a (batman) band-aid for your bruised head and lower some tasty snacks and beverages down into the pit. don't start without me, i'm looking for the hidden Elevator of Wrath.
2006-09-06 15:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by serasotto 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think Michael has the power to do that. He can rebuke you, but he cannot speak for the Lord. Jesus taught us to serve with love and compassion. He even told us to love our enemies.
2006-09-06 14:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Christians can not curse...Only GOD can. Christians dont have super nateral powers. We suffer until death..then are we rewarded...Being a christian dont pay much but the retirement benifits are out of this world.
2006-09-06 14:23:24 · answer #8 · answered by young_megatron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invoke the Name of the Almighty Noodle.
2006-09-06 14:26:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Christians BLESS, not curse. This is a rebuke, not a curse. Possibly words you said are being rebuked. This actually sounds like a curse to satan but he is already cursed and he knows it.
2006-09-06 14:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by Stratobratster 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Christians don't place curses. And even if someone tried, God does not respond to things like that.
2006-09-06 14:18:43 · answer #11 · answered by ♥☆ Star ☆♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋