What pickup lines do you think are the best & worst ones you've heard? The ones i agree with the most will get you 10 points..
Best-
"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute"
Worst-
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
2006-09-06 14:09:33 · 15 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hey is that a guitar in your picture? I play guitar. Maybe I could play you.
2006-09-06 14:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by grooveface 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best:
I have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis, lets go over to your place and I'll put some words in your mouth.
Hi, I have been waiting to meet you all day, thank you for being here.
Are you ready?
Worst:
Wanna F....K
A penny for your thoughts, $10.00 for your body.
I'm not coming, I'm just breathing hard.
I would love to be the father of your children.
I'll give you ten seconds to kiss me!
2006-09-06 21:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All time worst ...."You must be tired. Youve been running around in my mind for the past hour."
Big L for LOSER!!
I actually hear a guy use this and the woman about fell out of her chair laughing!!
Needless to say he left.
2006-09-06 21:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by billydeer_2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha..some lame dude tried the Jamacain one on me today..how weird..it was lame, but cute.
This isn't the best, but it's pretty good..
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Bad!!
You've got 206 bones in your body, Want one more?
Just funny!!
Do you work for UPS? Because baby you got the whole package!
2006-09-06 21:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Ckarri` 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That math one was gold. Why do women not admit the creativeness of that?
The best (I am male):
"I want you to fill my hoo hah with your goof juice"
2006-09-06 21:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by s_e_e 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must have sprayed windex on your pants, cause I can see myself in them.. lame!
2006-09-06 21:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by <3 Kaitlyn* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
~~I'm an organ donor, need anything??
~~I need someone really bad. Are you really bad??
~~I'd look good on you
2006-09-06 21:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by itsa_me23 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Do you have any (insert an ethnicity) in you? Do you want some?"
2006-09-06 21:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sass B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
**** me if I'm wrong...But isn't your name Gretchen?
2006-09-06 21:12:00 · answer #9 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
do you raise chickens because you can raise my c0ck
2006-09-06 21:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋