2006-09-06 14:03:36 · 22 answers · asked by Thinker 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
love wacko so gullible classic
2006-09-06 14:07:35 · update #1
Crop circles aren't technically produced by cereal killers: merely by cereal flatteners. We can all sleep well tonight.
2006-09-06 14:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by par1138 • FCD 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes! The killer chops in the wheat into cereal and eats it up, 'Yum!' then all the Japanese girls giggle timidly from the side, as the killer continues to chew and cut more circular grain for his cereal. The gays have a big parade because they like bright colors, and the Germans design all the costumes after David Hasselhoff's designs. The French throw cheese and boo because they don't like the cereals but only the cheese and wine (as do the Italians that throw tomatoes). The killer keeps circling and eating and making all the cerials. The Americans are excited because they like to eat, the Irish are excited because they are drunk, and the Spaniards don't show up because they are running from bulls. So then all the fun groups eat the cereals and try them and the groups that don't like the cereals cheer up because now there are tomoates, beer, and cheese instead and everyone is happy and there is world peace.
Oh and what does it mean when you drive passed the Post Office, and the flag is flying at half mast?
2006-09-06 14:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well techinacally, no... because if he is a cereal killer then making crop circles would be destroying the things that cereal is made from... but if he is a seriel Killer, meybe because he could lure many people to it and then kill them so it depends if you are talking about a cereal killer or a seriel killer
2006-09-06 14:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by CEHNEHDEH 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Serial"
Do you mean all crop circles? Or some crop circles?
But to answer your question, yes, some crop circles could be the work of a serial killer.
Edit:
Duhhh, I get it.
I guess I am a little slow today.
2006-09-06 14:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2006-09-06 14:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by timjim 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that pesky cereal killer's on the loose again? who'd he kill? Tony the Tiger? Snap, Crakle or Pop?
2006-09-06 14:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rusty 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good Pun. Very Nice
2006-09-06 14:05:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Why else would the circles be in wheat fields?
2006-09-06 14:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by LaRue 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure, if they despise Shredded Wheat cereal.
2006-09-06 14:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah. Those damn aliens...they're always after our lucky charms!! Or did you mean serial?
2006-09-06 14:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋