One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
>wife and pinched her on the butt and said,"If you firm this
>up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
>While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
>
>The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on
>each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed
>these up, we could get rid of your bra."
>
>This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
>grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she
>said,"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
>the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."
2006-09-06 13:57:22 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious. Thanks for brightening my day! =)
2006-09-06 14:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this. :-)
I am a woman, and it goes to show that a woman will make you regret ever saying certain things, so be careful and watch out for the signs on their faces.
2006-09-07 03:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by carebears0408 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this un been around but it's still funny!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-09-06 21:05:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !
Who's been peeking? lmbooooo
2006-09-07 00:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by xqzme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. In your Face!
2006-09-06 21:21:41 · answer #5 · answered by Genei_Ryodan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's an oldie, but it is funny! LOL.
2006-09-06 21:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you 'do' your brother-in-law?
(You said it was True)
2006-09-06 21:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
I like that one!
2006-09-07 01:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!that was wrong!!
2006-09-06 21:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg... sucks for him!!
2006-09-07 21:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋