Do you accept my ideas about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? They are: devoted following of His Noodliness will get you your favorite beer from the beer volcano and the best strippers from the factory, while not believing in FSM will get you only average strippers and beer.
2006-09-06 13:48:56 · 6 answers · asked by Sparkiplasma 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry... I can't get to the Gospel of the FSM yet. I'm still stickingwith the first part... maybe the beer and strippers get better with more faith and devotion to His Noodliness.
2006-09-06 14:24:55 · update #1
I have seen the light! My mind has been changed by his noodly appendage! I am a born again Pastafarian! rAmen!
2006-09-06 13:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by young108west 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Actually, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster states that FSM Hell is much like FSM Heaven, only the beer is stale and the strippers have venereal diseases.
2006-09-06 21:10:27 · answer #2 · answered by Big_Drew 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
RAmen, my brother! I have been touched (in a non homo-erotic way) by His Noodly Appendage and I will get only the best strippers and beer as I have converted to the laws of the pirates.
2006-09-06 20:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Filipe F 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You've got the details a bit wrong.
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WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM
* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
http://www.venganza.org/
JMB
2006-09-06 20:57:17 · answer #4 · answered by levyrat 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You forgot, for the uninitiated, His preference that we wear full pirate regalia and sing sea chanties in the bathtub.
2006-09-06 20:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
AAAAARRRRR
Ye forgot ter talk 'bout pirates 'n' global warmin'!!!!
2006-09-06 20:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋