Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
I once ate lots of natural foods then learned that most people die of natural freaking causes!
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.'"
She will answer, 'I'm the Egg. From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?"
The sperm nodded affirmatively and the instructor said, "Then, good luck!"
Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren.
He wakes up immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he's far ahead of the other sperm. He is able to swim at a slower pace as he approaches the red, sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm."
The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil."
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2006-09-06 13:26:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; Willys Jokes archives! The funniest jokes there is!
2006-09-06 13:26:29 · update #1
OMG! I'm in the wrong race! LMFAO!!!
Another Ace for Willy! Attaboy!
2006-09-06 15:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take two,
sperm hears the alarm, races to the end of the tunnel and frantically turns and tries to swim back,
Run Away! he yells, it's a condom.
2006-09-07 07:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary became into born loose from sin additionally wide-unfold because of the fact the stainless thought so as that she must be the mother of God. Jesus Christ mandatory a female freed from all sin to be the single chosen to hold Him into the worldwide.
2016-10-14 09:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww but funny
2006-09-06 13:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny. I laughed out loud and even kinda snorted.
2006-09-06 13:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lmao that was funny as hell
2006-09-06 13:38:27 · answer #6 · answered by naughty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...How funny
2006-09-06 13:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, twisted, and disgusting.....I LOVE it!!!! LMAO
2006-09-06 13:29:08 · answer #8 · answered by Lonewolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. You're killing me..
2006-09-06 14:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by Genei_Ryodan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋