Hand Jobs & Cheese!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
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Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50
Hand Job $10.00
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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill. He walks up to
the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes
serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am!"
The man replies "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
2006-09-06 13:06:21 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO! He-he-he!
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2006-09-06 13:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-09-06 21:40:21 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was supposed to be a joke?!?!? I know a waitress like that!!!! LMAO I thought it was a true story.
2006-09-06 20:31:50 · answer #3 · answered by Lonewolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes me laugh most is I got two points.. LOL...
2006-09-06 21:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by Genei_Ryodan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-09-06 20:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny
2006-09-06 20:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo whats the question?
2006-09-06 20:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol that's funny... :D
2006-09-07 21:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what soap did you use??
2006-09-06 21:38:21 · answer #9 · answered by that b puss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-06 21:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋