That he can't lift it?'
your argument is: 1. If he can't make a rock that big he isn't the alimighty. 2.If he can't lift a rock that big he isn't the almighty...
Yes, you want proof here it is!
first of all god, is a surname of the great FSM. And the answer to your question is yes he can do both...you see, as it states in the holy gospel of the FSM, When you ask him to make a rock so big he can't lift it, he pretends he does so...then, when you say 'HA! you are not the almight b/c you can't lift that rock he says... 'oooooh, really.' and then he grabs it with his noodly appendages and throws it at you and kills you which makes you wish you would have never asked that question...THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR ASKIN QUESTIONS ATHEISTS!
Now, do you still want to question his mighty noodly appendage? He would be glad to toss another rock at you.
2006-09-06 12:48:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, you're name explains a lot.
2006-09-06 12:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by Ellen J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you're really pushin the FSM aren't you? Tell you what. Shut the **** up, and get out of our face. You've proved your friggin point already. Why the obsession with athiests? If you aren't a Christian, fine for you. What do you care who other people believe in?
Ask a new question, for Christ's sake.
2006-09-06 12:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Nikki 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Allah tells us "Allah is capable of doing anything He Wills to do." It should be noted in Islam we understand Allah never Wills to do anything that would make Him no longer be Allah. That is to say, He would never die as this would mean He is no longer "The Eternally Alive" (one of His charateristics mentioned in the Holy Quran).
Therefore, He can make a rock (or anything else for that matter) so large or heavy - nothing in the entire universe can move it. As regards Allah "moving" it, He is not in the universe and He does not resemble His creation. Therefore, Allah is never subject to the Laws of the Creation because He is both the Creator and the Law Giver. Whenever He wants anything done, He merely says "Qun! Faya Qun!" (Be! And so it will be!)
2006-09-06 12:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you want a big big laugh along the same lines do a search for Why can't I own a Canadian Someone else showed it to me and it's hilarious. I can't tell you more except it's written as a letter. Don't want to spoil it. have fun!
2006-09-06 12:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Laura B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real answer is that He made the rock... isnt that the biggest issue, God is the creator and He can do all things...
2006-09-06 12:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ty ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, we atheists don't say this...sorry, but you still cannot prove the big G exists.
2006-09-06 12:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by kemchan2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the bong down and call Narcotics Anonymous.
2006-09-06 12:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then there are posts by "christians" that wonder why people get upset or bash christians lol
2006-09-06 14:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by Vita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If FSM only pretends to make it so heavy, then he really didn't do it huh?
Soooooo, you're wrong
2006-09-06 12:55:29 · answer #9 · answered by Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a servant can not b greater than his master. creation is servant to God, God is more powerful than the things he creates. nothing can b greater than God, He is infinately great
2006-09-06 12:56:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elmo, you are so way out there that I think you are having trouble finding your way back.
2006-09-06 12:55:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋