2006-09-06 12:40:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
WEAR A DIAPER
2006-09-06 12:45:53 · answer #1 · answered by funwithfondu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since you posted this in etiquette. . . . it's not polite to "try" to fart in social situations. If you fart like this unintentionally in a social situation, simply say "excuse me" and go to the rest room to take care of what you need to. If people are rude enough to ask for details, just say "I haven't been feeling well lately."
2006-09-06 19:43:47 · answer #2 · answered by Sass B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to your doctor and get a medical checkup telling him/her the problem and ask for a solution. Good luck with that.
2006-09-06 19:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by demonicunicorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like to me you need to go take a good dump!
2006-09-06 19:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a cork in it and don't bother to ask stupid questions here
2006-09-06 20:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by William E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tha happened to me, only once though, go to the doctor
2006-09-06 19:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by saavygirl26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWW --sounds like a trip to the doc for you!!!!
2006-09-06 19:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by jiffypop88 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a cork in it!
2006-09-06 19:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by Crosscheck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat some cheese. That should stop it
2006-09-06 19:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by Sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you have to stop farting.
2006-09-06 19:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by Roxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋