2006-09-06 12:37:58 · 15 answers · asked by whynotaskdog 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
heh... that's pretty funny. like the dyslexic devil worshippar who sold his soul to Santa.
2006-09-06 12:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A frequently used dyslexic diagnostic tool involves verbal interviews about ones' adaption to words and numbers and the persons's relationship with their God. This often uncovers somatic symptoms. When asking a person how frequently their dog gets 'kennel cough' in a given year, it is likely that the affected person demonstrates anxiety, immitates the cough, and then prays to reject the question. At this juncture, the dyslexic is determined by default to have 'projected somatic symptoms' which is nothing to sneeze at. Treatment for the dog is to eat clean chalk. And to wash that down with a malt.
2006-09-06 13:00:39 · answer #2 · answered by lynnemaria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very clever and cute question. Some don't get it however as a dyslexic Christian and a long suffering insomniac I can say yes sometimes but it has nothing to to with God. Arf, arf!
2006-09-06 13:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by Gigi K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, while others may have heard this it was new to me and I am cracking up. Just goes to show how seriously we take ourselves now and then. Thanks for brightening my day, lol, and FYI I am agnostic and when I stay up all night I don't worry about whether there is a dog because he's usually chewing up one of my new shoes.
2006-09-06 16:33:19 · answer #4 · answered by cptv8ing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. And the neat thing is God stays up all night watching out for you so you don't get bit.
2006-09-06 12:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Cool 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends on how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
PS: Is there a real question here?
2006-09-06 12:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by Joshua P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No; agnostics don't wonder, they don't believe it's possible to know whether there is or isn't a dog.
Odie bless you!
2006-09-06 12:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All you agnostic wannabes are talking out your necks. Athiests
don't believe in God. Agnostics say they don't say there is, and they don't say there isn't.
2006-09-06 12:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No because agnostics acknowledge that knowledge is impossible so it would be counterproductive for them to 'wonder'.
2006-09-06 12:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see my two dog's in the yard and can see them so I don't stay up wondering
STUPIED
2006-09-06 12:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋