Ain't love grand?

Question

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can
have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here,
in the Holy
Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have
her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship
your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only
$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
chance."

Answer 1

Love is grand.
Divorce is a hundred-grand $$$

Answer 2

Ha ha thats funny!!! How about these????

Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
>A. Juan on Juan.
>
>Q. What is a Yankee?
>A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
>
>Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
>A. The position of the dirt bag.
>
>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
>A. Because it's worth it.
>
>Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
>A. Doughnuts.
>
>Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
>A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
>
>Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
>A. A golden retriever.
>
>Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
>A. Their personalities.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
>A. 45 lbs.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
>A. 45 minutes.
>
>Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
>A. None, they just sit there in the dark and *****.
>
>Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
>
>Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
>A. They can't stand criticism.
>
>Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and
>good-looking?
>A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
>A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
>
>Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
>driving.
>
>Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has
the
>biggest boobs?
>A. The blonde, because she's 18.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
>A. A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
>
>Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
>A. "Are you sure it's mine?
>
>Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
>A. Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
>
>Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
>A. Mace will do that to you.
>
>Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
>A. Everyone has the same DNA.
>
>Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>A. Breasts don't have eyes.
>
>Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
>A. He walks around saying "Yo."
>
>Q. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car
only on
>Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>
>Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
>A. "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
>
>Q. Where does an irish family go on vacation?
>A. A different bar.
>
>Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
>half-mast?
>A. They're hiring.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>A. A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage
>along with "a recipe".
>
>Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
>A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
>
>Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>fairytale?
>A. A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern
fairytale
>begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this [censored]..."
>
>Q. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
>A. No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
>

Answer 3

having you're dead wife shipped home: $5,000
burying her in the holy land:$150
having her rise from the dead: priceless.

Answer 4

Excellent joke!!

Thanks for posting it here, so everyone has a chance to have a laugh.

Answer 5

haha. lmbo. I laughed out loud, literally.

Answer 6

This could become a "Classic"

Answer 7

Very funny indeed, will forward to our priest as well! : )

Answer 8

LOL, smart man

Answer 9

haha - typical man

Answer 10

That's what I'm talking about.