dont you want to join us in being a warriror oops wait how do you spell that? i'm an idiot and i got educated in a christian school so how do i spell anything? anyway, acept the lord in your hart and prase his name dayly in your room face the wall and pray to him he's somewhere there and dont worry about your first 99 prayers wont be answered but the one that will be answer is a miracle so wait i'm a christian so i dont count so how does this go, ok, 1 out of 110 prayers ansired isnt bad now isnt it, just ignure the other 99 anyway jesus be with you and also with you this you may all now go in peace this prayer meeting is a jury, woops, wait, or is the word ajurned the word i'm looking for? anway, i have no brain, amen.
2006-09-06 11:44:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Even people who aren't Christians are thinking you suck.
Try being funny.
Funny=Good /\ Just Insulting=Bad
2006-09-06 11:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus reported that He became right into a thank you to eternal life. He died for you so as which you will have eternal life. Accepting Jesus as your lord and savior is amazingly elementary to do: Rom 10:9 that in case you confess including your mouth Jesus {as} Lord, and have faith on your coronary heart that God raised Him from the lifeless, you would be saved; Rom 10:10 for with the middle a individual believes, ensuing in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, ensuing in salvation. Rom 10:11 For the Scripture says, "WHOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM basically isn't disillusioned." Rom 10:12 For there is no great distinction between Jew and Greek; for an identical {Lord} is Lord of all, abounding in riches for all who call on Him; Rom 10:13 for "WHOEVER WILL call on the call OF THE LORD would be saved."
2016-10-14 09:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
ur sPellun' shd hv ben much wrse tho.
You hit on the head, the people who go for the high-speed froth need to hit the Check Spelling button - not to mention the Reality Check one!!!!!
2006-09-06 11:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by Marc B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to be honest, i'm scared. i know jesus exists, and i believe in Him, but after some of the things that have happened to me that were beyond my control, i ask why He lets such bad things happen to me when i try to do right. plus, the churches i've gone to have really made a negative impression of how "true" christians are.
2006-09-06 11:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by trisha_r_c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the FWM and the IPU visit you soon.....
en dee meen tym, ey sugjst dat jew jues juer spel chek han maek juer reyetin heezeeur tu reed. Tanqs
2006-09-06 11:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I understands what you are saying and the love you have for others is truley what the christian walk is all about keep you head up and your knees bent.
2006-09-06 11:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by cora7391 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest, parody gets really irritating really quickly. Religious folks are quite good enough at making themselves look silly without your help.
2006-09-06 11:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We know you are christian Don, do you have a life other than being the christian police on here??
2006-09-06 11:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stopped believing in fairie tales a long time ago.
2006-09-06 12:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by ndmagicman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do have already, but because i am human, most often i forget about it. but that's normal because i'm not yet in heaven.
2006-09-06 11:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by camilo r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋