funny joke for you..........?

Question

okay so tell me if you like this joke. thanks!

okay there was this boy named pipito.
one day his mom sent him to go buy beans so she gave him money to go buy some for her. while he was walking the store he went into a toy store and fell in love with these marbles so with the money that his mom gave him he bought them. as he was walking home he remembered that he was sopposed to buy beans with the money. so he went up to this painter that was painting a new building and asked for some black paint (for black beans) he gave pipito some. so pipito painted the marbles black and gave them to his mom like as if nothing had happend.
the next day the mom asked pipito. "where did you buy those beans pipito?" pipito scared that he had been caught just answered "why?" so the mom says " becuase this morning your dad ate them and later when he farted he killed the cat!!!"

Answer 1

that's a good one! I'll have to remember that one for later!

Answer 2

Here is some funnier ones.


Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
>A. Juan on Juan.
>
>Q. What is a Yankee?
>A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
>
>Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
>A. The position of the dirt bag.
>
>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
>A. Because it's worth it.
>
>Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
>A. Doughnuts.
>
>Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
>A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
>
>Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
>A. A golden retriever.
>
>Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
>A. Their personalities.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
>A. 45 lbs.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
>A. 45 minutes.
>
>Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
>A. None, they just sit there in the dark and *****.
>
>Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
>
>Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
>A. They can't stand criticism.
>
>Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and
>good-looking?
>A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
>A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
>
>Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
>driving.
>
>Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has
the
>biggest boobs?
>A. The blonde, because she's 18.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
>A. A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
>
>Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
>A. "Are you sure it's mine?
>
>Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
>A. Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
>
>Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
>A. Mace will do that to you.
>
>Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
>A. Everyone has the same DNA.
>
>Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>A. Breasts don't have eyes.
>
>Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
>A. He walks around saying "Yo."
>
>Q. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car
only on
>Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>
>Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
>A. "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
>
>Q. Where does an irish family go on vacation?
>A. A different bar.
>
>Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
>half-mast?
>A. They're hiring.
>
>Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>A. A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage
>along with "a recipe".
>
>Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
>A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
>
>Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>fairytale?
>A. A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern
fairytale
>begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this [censored]..."
>
>Q. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
>A. No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
>

Answer 3

That was funny! If he got the regular beans, the cat would've lived! Not bad at all.

Answer 4

His head must have been full of marbles to eat them in the first place (lol)

Answer 5

That is Funny but I don't like the part where he kills the cat

Answer 6

hehe..kinda dumbb considering the dad ate marbles without knowing itt..other than that..it's funny

Answer 7

Nice one Pip!

Answer 8

Did you just make that up? There's no punch line. It;s not funny.

Answer 9

ha ha

Answer 10

o, man!!!

I liked that 1