I am lost - guys love bjs everyone knows that. But why do they not wipe after going to the bathroom, then expect the girl to give a bj. I really don't understand it. i was just wondering if any other girls have thought the same thing.
2006-09-06 11:34:24 · 30 answers · asked by Kai 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i don't give bjs for this reason. plus to those who say i'm a ho i'm married thank you.
2006-09-06 11:40:00 · update #1
i'm lol at some of these answers! you guys are funny - i'm taking this really lightly. my husband knows to wipe after he goes - but this was brought up by another girl i know just the other day.
2006-09-06 11:42:01 · update #2
Shower first or your out of luck buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-06 11:38:17 · answer #1 · answered by stormy2u2001 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a fair question. Let's face it, a guy does not want you to taste his pee pee after he has peed. mmmm-kay? Let's get that out in the open.
Usually, if you give him a bj and you taste it and it's got that moldy, salty, pee pee sort of taste to it, that indicates that he did NOT think he was gonna score with you that night and as a result, didn't make a "cleaning pit stop" at the restroom prior to intercourse withd-chah.
Now, on the other hand, if he knows he's "sealed the deal" and knows that you are gonna "put out" he'll make a courtesy visit to the restroom and give "Mr. Peepers" a quick "car wash" so to speak (he may even wax his whistle a bit for aesthetical effect).
So, here's what you (and all you girls out there listening who don't wanna "taste the pee") wanna do: make it clear that he's gonna "get all of yah" tonight.
At the end of dinner or whatever you two are doing, he'll say, "excuse me" and he'll kiss yah. That is his signal that he is "cleanin'" it up so that it won't be a "duck tasting suck."
If he is a clueless dude and doesn't do that "courtesy pee-t stop" you may wanna penalize him by not givin' out to him. Or you can give him a yellow card and go with it anyhow if you're too hornay to really care about taste.
Cu-piche?
2006-09-06 18:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Tones 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have never really thought about that but who care if your with one man and you no where hes been and you have only been with him what s it matter havent you ever gave a BJ after hes been inside you lol im sure you have so that kinda like licking your own pee right nasty sex is good sex if your only with that special someone
2006-09-06 23:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by Jeannie T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The P** doesn't coat the penis...it is shaken off, anything remaining drips off or is rubbed off by his shorts...besides, what's a little pe*? It's just a microdot of salt, no more harmful than a tear, or a bead of sweat...if you really like giving BJ's I don't think you'd worry. I say: if you don't like it, don't do it. Give of yourself, it will show, a guy can feel if a girl really means it.
2006-09-08 16:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by robert r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am really shocked to hear any female tolerance on that issue. I have a standing rule that I will never go near my woman for intimacy unless I am properly shaved,showered and smelling good and I make no exceptions - because I expect the same thing of her.
In other words dont go spoiling my natural high by turning me off and I definitely will not do that to you.
2006-09-06 18:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by worriedaboutyou 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I totally understand where you're coming from, but sometimes, for those of us who are spontaneous, there's not time to go clean up before sex. As long as you keep it clean, a little residue is not going to hurt anyone. Pee is sterile anyway. You're about to take a load in the mouth, a little evaporated pee in the vicinity should be the last of your worries.
2006-09-08 16:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by ask the eightball 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya.... but pee is sterile anyways. Plus, I'm assuming he's pulled his pant up between peeing and the bj, so whatever was left over is now on his underwear.
2006-09-06 18:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never wipe after peeing cause if there any drops remaining they usually get absorbed by my underwear. however, if i wasnt wearing underwear, there would be a possible dribble. i think you have presented an interesting problem, if my wife told me this was a problem, i would wipe. it worth the bj (my favorire thing!!)
2006-09-06 18:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by luv78779 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!! the funny thing is i haven't thought about that that is a good one.. but you know sometimes guys do the same thing there are times girls dont wipe if they dont have the amenities there in the vacinity.
2006-09-06 18:39:11 · answer #9 · answered by Andi21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You just have not trained your man. My man always wipes his after he piss. I tell him if he expects a bj than he has to wash that thang.
2006-09-06 18:38:43 · answer #10 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, apparently the man that you are accommodating is a sick, dirty and uncaring little jerk.
C'mon - that's just common sense - I'm a man and I've been married for 18 years and NEVER did anything like that - man.
FP
2006-09-06 18:38:17 · answer #11 · answered by F. Perdurabo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋