The chicken cross the road, to get away from the drunk farmer, who simply tried to cut it's head off,and which the chicken ranned across the road saw a car and cross before it got road killed and then the farmer crosses the road foolishly,and get hit by the car, and then the chicken walks to the farmer's body.Pokes his back to make sure he's dead and laugh's at him 5 minutes straight,then the chicken face the screen and says,"thats all folks"!!!!!!!!
What do you think of it!!!!
Is it funny!,Is it just plain mean! Or is it just both but more funny!!!!!
2006-09-06 11:26:27 · 21 answers · asked by Lissa305 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's kind of both but it is funny in that sort of long story in one minute way.
2006-09-06 11:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
2006-09-06 20:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing it was for fowl purposes but I'm sure the turtle crossed to get to the shell station.
2006-09-06 18:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by phyliepus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like it better if you would have said it was an illegal immigrant and it saw the "migra"nevermind you wont get it if u aint hispanic
2006-09-06 18:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is probably the stupidest thing I have EVER heard in my life
2006-09-06 18:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Emily Welsh 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm....I thought the chicken crossed the road because he was stapled to the dog?????no?.....
2006-09-06 18:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by angelofdreams19881 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It's not really funny. Sorry.
2006-09-06 22:53:35 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice detail but plain stupid
2006-09-06 18:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He was being chased by col. Saunders
2006-09-06 18:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by handynewf 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
its ok, but went on 4 to long
2006-09-06 18:28:53 · answer #10 · answered by joe c 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋