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I worship Thor. =D

2006-09-06 10:08:05 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I have seen the error of my ways! Truly the Christian Lord is the king of no shut up.

I've been snickering at those of you who are taking this seriously. ^^ And no, all of you. There are millions of gods, not just one. If someone believes in a god, that god is real. But Thor has a bigass hammer and would hit your god in the face with it because your god is a wimp. ^^

2006-09-06 10:43:36 · update #1

35 answers

Yours is probably a real one, mine is a Korean copy.

2006-09-06 10:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by marmat16az 4 · 2 0

I am assuming this is an honest question, so I will answer. think my God is greater for a number of reasons.

First, Thor had a beginning. He was the son of Odin. Since he had a beginning then He is finite. My God in infinite, having neither beginning nor end.

Second, Thor ages. According to the Norse mythology, unless he eats the apples of life he will age. There is actually a myth about what happened when Loki took the apples. My God does not change. He is as He was and as He will be.

Third, Thor is only the god of Thunder. My God is the God of Thunder and of everything else, envisable and invisible.

Forth, my God has revealed Himself to mankind in a manner that was well documented by both believers and non-believers. I have not seen anything in the historical records to suggest the same concerning Thor, unless you count Stan Lee's writings.

Fifth, Thor is finite in space and time. He cannot be in multiple places at once. He cannot exist in multiple times at once. My God is not finite. He is not bound my time or space.

Sixth, Thor is not the only god in the Norse pantheon. There are several other gods. Thus, Thor is not self sufficient in and of himself. My God is.

Seventh, Thor is not the top dog. He is subservient to another God, namely Odin. My God is Lord of All, subservient to no one.

Therefore, I consider my God better than your god.

2006-09-06 10:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by Tim 6 · 0 0

Thor the manly beer drinking God of Thunder and Son of Odin. Gooood choice!

2006-09-06 10:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 0 0

He cant be better than my God your God is our God.Our God is just speaking to you as Thor. You could break God into different aspects if it helps you that's Fine with God. But ultimately There is One God. No matter how you need to worship. All the paths lead to the same God.

2006-09-06 10:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by Rich 5 · 0 0

Wow. You people are kinda pathetic.

1) Jesus' divinity is as much a myth as that of the Greek, Roman, Nordic, Celtic, etc., pantheons.

2) Stop shoving your beliefs on others, kthx.

3) Jesus wasn't an "all-loving god." Look at what he did to the moneychangers in the temple.

4) Jehovah/Yahweh/the god of Abraham and Isaac wasn't an all-loving god, either. He was a vengeful, jealous asshole. "HEY ABRAHAM, SACRIFICE YOUR BOY." "Yes, God." "HAHAHA JUST KIDDING." WTF? If you consider that all-loving, you need to get a dictionary.

5) Gaia is better than Thor, because Gaia is the goddess of the earth, and without the earth, there'd be no atmosphere or need for thunder. =D Therefore, Gaia > Thor!

2006-09-06 10:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by Nicky M 2 · 0 2

The Lord is God of Gods, Lord of Lords and King of Kings, and He is the ONLY true God! so yours cant possibly be better than The Lord Almighty!!!

2006-09-06 10:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by 211 2 · 1 0

well your god is not better and one day thor=d will bow down to GOD and say to HIM you are the king of kings and the LORD of lords along with everyone else

2006-09-06 10:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by cozjeanda 5 · 1 0

U r not right.There is only one God owning everything on earth and in the sky and everywhere.Our Only God is the only one everything should worship and believe in.

2006-09-06 10:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by TheTruth 2 · 0 0

I don't believe one god is higher than the other. I believe that GOD is GOD and people, and cultures color, and name HIM different things, there is only ONE TRUE GOD, the FATHER.

2006-09-06 10:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by 1broWnMermaid 2 · 0 0

We all have one god. he is god. some people call him zues some thor some split him up into many different gods. Thereis only one god. if you want to call him thor, call him thor

2006-09-06 10:17:03 · answer #10 · answered by loveybunch2 1 · 0 1

He isn't.

We all have the same God. You may call Him anything that you like, but why would you?

God loves us all, even you!

Now go take your medicine and wash your hands for dinner.

2006-09-06 10:11:37 · answer #11 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0 1

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