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Living here on Earth MUST have given you some idea as to what you can expect. We're talking about a world that is built on comtetitive posturing. Kill or be Killed. Survival of the most aggressive. Guile and Deciet. Simply put: Do WHATEVER it takes to stay on top, or someone will put you up under them, and you might just be made to pay for all those things you did in order to stay on top. Do you honestly think you have done anything to earn an Officer's commission in this army? People have been dieing and going to this area of the Spirit Realm since the beginning. I can assure you, all of the Officer and General jobs are taken. All that is left now is the fist full of candy they give you on your way to the van. You know, the promises of freedom and the clemency against GOD's wrath, but it's only a matter of time before you get to the sweat shop and your Eternal Damnation begins.

You pledge yourself to a world run by the same jerks running this one. Are you sure that's what you want?

2006-09-06 09:53:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

We're up to 17 answers. Apparently, everyone but the Trolls have logged off for today. You guys don't even really have an opinion. You're just here to cheeze people off... Except those two guys with real answers.

2006-09-06 10:09:05 · update #1

19 answers

hahahahaha...students of darkness...hahahahaha...hell's army....hahahahaha.....oh boy............

2006-09-06 18:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by jp_457 3 · 0 0

No1, on this board, we ask questions.
No2, Preach somewhere else. This aint the place, JW fluff.

Finally - for Hell's sake, grow up - no one is gonna listen to u cuz ur posting on a board - u aint bringing us out of Hell's Sweat Shop (TM) [OMG, ROFLMAO] anytime soon.

Try a Convent, maybe someone might just listen to you there.

2006-09-06 16:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by Azhdeha 2 · 1 0

We all make our own choices in life...God gave us freewill...you can't change people that don't want to be changed...the best you can do is be a strong christian in your life and let others see by your example and if they are down or need advice or ask you...then you can help them...these people feel how you feel when atheist put your religion down...so its not going anywhere...

2006-09-06 17:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by tweetz 3 · 1 0

"Students of darkness" --?!

Where did you get this notion?

This is a truly dumb question. Pull your head out my friend and join the real world for a while.

Do you eat paste?

2006-09-06 16:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by lilly 5 · 3 0

Heaven's army, Hell's army... Were these places to actually exist and have armies, I'd probably join a band of guerrilla revolutionaries before aligning myself with either side.

I wonder if you can be a concientious objector in this one?

2006-09-06 16:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by ethical_atheist 3 · 0 2

The problem with most Christians, atheists, and other non-believers is that they call Christianity a religion when, in reality, it's a RELATIONSHIP, people...!

It's not all about following a set of rules...!

It’s about joining His family…!
When we believe in Jesus and believe in our heart that He suffered, died for everyone’s sins, and rose again, we're granted the right to become children of God... So, the way I see it, we have our Father who is in heaven (I prefer to call Him "Daddy"), Jesus is our Brother - as He said that whoever does His Father's will is mother, daughter, and brother to Him, and the Holy Spirit who finishes the work to be done in us as well as handles whatever tasks He wishes to accomplish through us...
And there you have it...

2006-09-06 16:58:01 · answer #6 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 1 4

If this world is so bad what makes you think your god can do a better job in the next one?

BTW where is your gay little crusader sword?

2006-09-06 16:59:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

To know thyself is not anything like you describe, you should try it sometime. To thine own self be true. I would rather rule in Hell, then serve in Heaven.

2006-09-06 16:58:25 · answer #8 · answered by Darkchaos 4 · 0 2

I really don't understand your question: What are you trying to say?

2006-09-06 17:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by irenaadler 3 · 0 0

Hilarious! Good one!

2006-09-06 16:56:15 · answer #10 · answered by jfahd 4 · 0 1

What a melodramatic question!

2006-09-06 16:57:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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