My wife came home from work drunk yesterday, I was there with my girlfriend wilma and she burst in all mad. I told her to calm down and then wilma jumped out the back window of the trailor. while she was running she got her foot snagged in one of my wifes bear traps. I had to go get her out of it. I dont know why my wife keeps bear traps outside, she said somthing about her pet possum stinky, but i dont care.
So how to I get my wife to accept that wilma is apart of our lives. My wife is pregnant again, and so is wilma, but i think wilma will make better mother. I would rather be with wilma anyhow. So what do i do to keep my wife from flying into a rage and trying to hurt her? Shes already started trash talkin her at Walmart, where they are both employees. Wilma works in the gardening section but my wife is just a janitor. Wilma just bought me a computer, so its obvious she cares about me more then my wife does.
2006-09-06 09:21:23 · 47 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Have you ever considered writing for the sleaze magazines?
2006-09-06 09:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by ♫☼♥ ≈ Debbi ≈ ♥☼♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hardly think that since Wilma bought you a computer means that she cares about you more then your wife. That is materialist, not love. Just curious why our wife would allow her to live with you guys. That is my first Head scratch er. She loves you and knows your cheating and I assume she is jealous and wants you to herself. If you don't love hr, why do you stay married to her? I think marriage counseling is the first step. That will help you both realize what you want out of this relationship.Along with the 1st step, I think Wilma needs to move out, she is ruining your marriage,
2006-09-06 09:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would just partition the trailor, is it a doublewide? then tell your wife to get a little cash for your 900 calls you are gonna rent out the extra bedroom and move wilma in.
Tell wilma to go get a fake tooth, and then your wife wont recognize her.
Then you are happy.
2006-09-07 09:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Argus,
Firstly, I think the bear trap was probably set up by you, to catch Stinky. We all know how much you want to eat him. Secondly, If you're really not happy with Meatsicklez anymore, you should not be with her. I'm surprised that Wilma puts up with having to share you.
2006-09-06 17:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by sparkleandme4yrs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because maybe just maybe the fact that you're married by definition excludes the possibility of you having a girlfriend. You're lucky your wife hasn't dhot her to death yet. (Disclaimer: The fact that I hail the ladies on the Earl song as cool and heroes does not mean I advocate violence in any way.:) No; but seriously. If this is a serious question you need to dump the girlfriend or get a divorce ASAP. This could get really ugly really quick in multiple ways and the truth is you are the one in violation.
2006-09-06 09:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by Crossroads Keeper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SEE MY FRND U CANT HAVE BUTTER ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BREAD .
LETS AY IF UR WIFE AHS A BOYFRND TOMORROW WILL U ACCEPT IY I PRESSUME U WOULD SAY YES AS U HAVE A GIRL FRND
BUT THERES OMETHING CALLED CARING THT COMES WITH A TINGE OF JEALOUSY, 25 MEN CAN STAY TOGETHER AND SHARE EVERYTHING 2 WOMEN CANT
YOU CANT SERVE 2 MASTERS AT THE SAME TIME U WIULL HATE ONE AND LOVE THE OTHER OR OPPOSITE
THE QWUALITES U SEE IN UR GIRLFRND U WANT THEM IN UR WIFE
WHICH MAY NOT BE POSSIBLE, WE CAN ONLY GIVE U ADVICE ITS UR OWN PROBLEM SOLVE THE BEST U CAN
AND YES MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING MY FRND
BUT THEN WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABT UIR WIFE
2006-09-06 10:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And ppl Down Ghetto folks you guys just went 1up on ghetto
my final thought of the day
If you lay with whores you might wake up in a trailer 1day
so kids let this guy be a lesson for us all
3-1-3- 3-1-3
2006-09-06 09:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where you come from, but down here we just take the wife out in the woods to make a little love, and tie them up, and leave them for the wild life.
2006-09-06 09:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by lariat_sonata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh the Days of Our Red Neck Lives.
2006-09-06 09:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by rab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great example why this planet is in the way it is. A man with out respect for his self, a man who does not anything about life, A man who is not a good example for the new generation, a man who does not know how to treat a woman... I am glad we are free to choose what is best for us...
2006-09-06 09:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by El Recio 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give Wilma a little Bam-Bam
2006-09-06 09:23:21 · answer #11 · answered by drsteve362005 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋