a man's wife is having a baby. she's in labor. he desperately calls 911
man: "my wife's in labor, she's having a baby"
911 lady "is this her first child?"
man: "no, it's her husbant"
2006-09-06 09:20:24 · 9 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't know what a husbant is, but it's an ok joke...
2006-09-06 09:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so whats the problem???
Loooooooooooooool just kidding its really nice and funny...i think thats the first joke i got it from the first time... coz always i answered so whats the problem...but urs is nice
2006-09-06 16:33:20 · answer #2 · answered by flying_spirit2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good funny joke. And clean too.
2006-09-06 16:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does someone have good news? Hmmm!
2006-09-06 23:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Tall Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but i thought it was hilarious the first time i heard it.. if it makes you feel better!
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2006-09-06 16:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the Irish girl who came home and said "Mother, I think I'm pregnant!" Replies mother "Are you sure it's yours?"
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Russian girl goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I think I'm pregnant."
"Have you had a check up?" He asks.
"No" She replies, "He was Polish."
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Definition of a pregnant Irishwoman ........ A dope carrier!
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"Your d!ck's not very big." She says disparagingly to her husband during a fall out. "No," He replied smiling, "But it can fill a pram."
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2006-09-06 16:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice one :)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-09-09 12:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by visitaci_sempre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-09-07 09:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, clean and FUNNY Thanks
2006-09-06 17:09:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋