2006-09-06 08:54:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lmao thats great...offending people is fun who dont have a sense of humor
2006-09-06 08:59:46 · answer #1 · answered by magickitty0621 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes I have to read the other answers to understand the question. In your case, I discovered that my innocent mind did not comprehend the perversity of yours.
In the first place, the second coming refers to Christ's return as a glorified, resurrected being to personally rule and reign upon the earth. In the second place, Christ probably was married and therefore not celibate.
2006-09-06 16:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by rac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try reading the Bible....get some education...study...
Dont try being funny with such things as Religion or God.
Remember....you have to pay one day the things you do or say here in this world....Even if God is all Love.
What kind of bringing did you have at home? That's a question for you.
2006-09-06 16:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by paulina 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand the question. Why would being celibate stop God from returning to Earth from Heaven?
2006-09-06 15:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Randy G 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I hope you are smiling when, after your draw your last breath, you face the Glorious Jesus and have to answer for that remark. The bible says that we will answer for every statement that comes out of our mouth and blaspheming Jesus will probably be at the top of this list.
2006-09-06 15:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by SusieDarling 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because it will be the Lord Himself, not one of his "descendants."
2006-09-06 15:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mary's Daughter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so glad I'm not you. Especially when the second coming happens. Whoa!
2006-09-06 16:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
His celibacy has nothing to do with His second coming.
2006-09-06 15:58:49 · answer #8 · answered by cnm 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try reading a little more Bible and a lot less porn and you may someday comprehend English and morality.
2006-09-06 15:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Willie S 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
2006-09-06 15:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by Squirrel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋