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I've been praying to be sexy, is He helping me? I read the Gospel and prayed "Lord increase my nipple size and make the guys hard Amen."

2006-09-06 08:37:28 · 20 answers · asked by girl36c_4u 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Chick, you are a BLASPHEMOUS FOOL! The only "Jesus" involved with your slutty heart and mind is the one you've MADE UP IN YOUR FOOLISH DARKENED MIND! You should be ASHAMED of yourself, but I know you're not! You think you're such HOTT stuff, but the fact is YOU'RE A SATAN INSPIRED LOSER AND CHILD OF THE DEVIL! And I can guarantee that you are NOT anything "hott" or "sexy"! You just CRAVE ATTENTION with all of these OUTRAGEOUS questions because it's REALLY MISERABLE being YOU! You need to REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND WICKEDNESS AND TURN TO JESUS.....the REAL Jesus! The one who DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS and who will BE YOUR JUDGE if you continue in this FOOLISHNESS! "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will NOT hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." (Exodus 20:7) You need to WAKE UP and quit your MOCKING ATTITUDE towards God AND sin! Only a WHORE would say the things you do! Quit bein' SATAN'S SLUT and BE SAVED BY CHRIST! What a REPROBATE MIND!

2006-09-06 16:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

[James 4:3] You ask but do not receive, because you ask wrongly, to spend it on your passions.

Your body parts were not the result of prayer and you shouldn't be praying for such things.

2006-09-06 08:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by Robert L 4 · 0 0

Okay , I want youtosit back and read what you wrote really slow.Does it make sense? No. Is it helping anyone to gain wisdom or knowledge of anything? No. Is it edifying anyone but your self? No. So in other words you just want to try to hurt some one by being silly. SAD.

2006-09-06 08:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 0 0

No Jesus didn't do it but the plastic surgeon did wonders for u and God gave him hands so maybe in a way yeah he did LOL

2006-09-06 08:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 0 0

why do you have to mock God? to bother his followers, what are you going to do if you get this quoted back to you on the day of Judgement? When did this site cease to be about gaining information for research and more about mocking our Lord and Creator and Savior who died for us?

2006-09-06 08:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by Hafeman 5000 4 · 0 0

nipples are all you got going for you Lol. yes it was God, except he gave all girls nipples too

2006-09-06 08:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by Nikki 5 · 0 0

Ah, the Power of prayer

2006-09-06 08:39:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Saying things like this is a sure way to pave your way to hell.

2006-09-06 08:44:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think we are going to need proof of this miracle. Post some pics.

2006-09-06 08:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by Special Ed 5 · 1 2

You need a hysterectomy immediately.

2006-09-06 08:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 0 1

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