2006-09-06 08:03:08 · 31 answers · asked by stealthstu69 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock, Knock
Who's there
Cargo
Cargo Who?
Cargo Beep Beep!
2006-09-06 08:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by Uh-May-Zing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man goes to his doctor and says"I can't stop singing Green Green Grass Of Home". The doctor says"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" . The man says "Is it rare?" The doctor replies "Well, It's Not Unusual"
2006-09-07 22:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by sioux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not that funny, but it's cheesy.
Now, I'm Irish and I don't take offence soo...
Three men work on a building site together. An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman. (Told u it was cheesy)
Every day, they always eat the same sandwiches.
One day, the English man says, "That's it! I've had enough! If I have one more ham sandwich, I'm going to throw myself off this building"
The Scotsman agrees, "If I ever have a haggis sandwich again, I'll throw myself off aswell!"
The Irishman decides to join in, "Yeah! If I ever have a Dairylea Triangle sandwich, I'm killing myself aswell!"
At their funeral (It's a triple one - for their friendship), their widows mourn their deaths.
"If only I'd have known!!" cried the English woman.
"If only he'd have said!" screamed the Scots woman.
"I wouldn't mind, but he made his own sandwiches that day!" bawled the Irish woman
2006-09-06 15:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Grace B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two friends standing at the bar enjoying a pint while discussing their wives.
The first one said, " My wife is an absolute Angel "
The second one replied, " You are some lucky, mine is still living "
2006-09-09 17:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
person a: hahahahaha
person b: what are you laughing at?
person a: hahahahaha
person b: cmon tell me
person a: hahahahaha
person b: nothing
i just made this up was damn bored and this is the cheesiest **** i cant think of at 4 am
2006-09-06 22:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by mrmodeluk 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why didn't the number 6 like the number 7?
Coz 7,8,9 geddit?
2006-09-06 15:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by 9755565 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear about the guy who had a dog with no legs called Marlborough?
He used to take it for a drag around the block every day.....
Sorry.....
2006-09-06 15:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by misterviv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while dancing a boy say to his girl friend: before i met you, my life was a dessert, there was nothing. the girl reply: thats why you dance like a camel
and yea a boy say to his ex girl friend: you were the light, the brightness of my life, without you myt life is in darkness the girl reply: motherf****ker call London Energy
2006-09-06 15:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ahmad 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Doctor- I am afraid you only have three weeks to live.
Patient- I want a second opinion.
Doctor - Alright then....you are f***ing ugly too.
How do you know if the football field is level?
Rooney is dribbling out of BOTH sides of his mouth.
2006-09-06 15:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by arwen4838 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a baby goat falls of a cliff into the sea and is eaten by a giant flat fish, a fisherman catches the fish, cuts it open and says,___ what is a kid like you doing in a plaice like this.
2006-09-09 14:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by melas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋