I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
2006-09-06 07:45:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY!!!! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-06 07:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, there have been cases of people eating cat food. (Actually some of it smells good) The way things are going, pet food is as expensive or more expensive than human food. I have 2 dogs, 2 cats & 2 ferrets (oh my!) so I know. Your response was funny, though. I have been known to do the same.
2006-09-06 07:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you trying to give some old lady a heart attack? funny very good i give that joke 10 points.
2006-09-06 07:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by basque girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
People really can ask dumb questions.
Good response.
2006-09-06 08:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i would have cried i woulda been laughing so hard
2006-09-06 07:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by pipes1884 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!! thanx~
2006-09-06 07:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that's a hoot.
2006-09-06 07:58:52 · answer #7 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.......hahahahahah
2006-09-06 08:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-07 03:01:17 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! funny story. thanks!
2006-09-06 07:48:33 · answer #10 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋